-Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
-Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
-You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
-Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
-There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
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You Might Be A Redneck If…
Posted in Redneck Life on February 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
If Bill Gates Was a Redneck
Posted in Redneck Life on April 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
Instead of an hourglass icon you’d get an empty beer bottle
Occasionally you’d bring up a window that was covered with duct Tape and a Hefty Bag
Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa
Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling banjos
The Recycle Bin in Winders’95 [...]
Redneck Pictures
Posted in Funny Pictures, Redneck Life on April 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Redneck Engineering Exam
Posted in Redneck Life on April 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? a) ‘66 Ford Fairlane b) ‘69 Chevrolet Chevelle c) ‘64 Pontiac GTO
3. If your uncle builds a still that operates [...]
Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners
Posted in Redneck Life on April 18, 2007 | 5 Comments »
TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you’re certain that you are included [...]
